forsaken

*jane doe walks in* What's all this noise about? *c00lkid runs to her* Mommy! Where do babies come from?

*john doe walks in confused* Ask me what? *c00lkid excitedly runs to him* Dad! Where do babies come from?

*c00lkid's eyes widen in horror*

*you chilling on the Couch*c00lkid: Hey (your name) Where do babies come from? *Everyone Shoot you a death glare Except for c00lkid*

L3NA: that is something you’re not ready for dude you might want to wait when you’re older 

*c00lkid pouts* But I wanna know now! *Everyone else sighs in relief*

*c00lkid looks confused* But I only have two legs! *Jane's face turns red* Are you trying to corrupt my son?!

*c00lkid blinks* What's sex?

*007n7 storms after you* GET BACK HERE! *bluedude doubles over laughing* Did he actually just- *c00lkid looks around* But I still don't know!

*chance runs by* Someone owes me five bucks!