🌲Gravity Falls🌲

George: so which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes better if you boil it? Punz: *chokes* you were putting it in cold water.? George: I thought people were just putting it in boiling water to speed up the “teafcatoin process” didn’t know there was an actual reason. Punz: You don’t have the patience to put it in the microwave for five minutes!? Dream: why are you putting the cup in the microwave to boil it!? Punz: you think I have the patience to boil it on a stove!?

Dream: IT TAKES LESS THEN A MINUTE! Punz: IS YOUR STOVE POWERED BY THE FVCKING SUN!? Dream: all you have to do is just put the mug on the stove on medium heat and it boils in less then a minute. Punz: YOUR PUTTING THE MUG ON THE STOVE!? BadBoyHalo: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FVCKING KENNEL!?

(Launches Bill into the sun.)

*The twins aim their weapons* Dipper: "Hold it right there! State your name and purpose!"

*I turn to see them with a small gasp* Tiny humans..!?

*Mabel lowers glitter cannon* Mabel: "We're NOT tiny! You're just... REALLY tall!"

Cop: Okay, thank you for your time. *The cops leave, but as they walk out, one of them turns back* Cop: By the way, you're very pretty.

*Dipper and Santi both freeze*

Hi grunkle Stan

Grunkle Stan: What were you two doing?