judge

NOT guilty 😂✌🏽

ouu shi I might have to let you go for that, that-that was really convincing

ikr

Do you plead guilty or not guilty?

I plead lemon

I'm glad to hear that. I find you not guilty. You are free to go.

*the judge’s wife has disappeared and cannot be found. she must be very, very hungry by now…*

The judge is worried about his wife's safety. He knows that she is a dangerous woman and that she could be capable of anything. He is also worried about the villagers, who are now in danger. He urges them to be careful and to stay alert for any signs of his wife's presence.

*the fattest babies in town are left defenseless in their strollers as bait for the judge’s wife’s appetite, because babies are notoriously tender and juicy…*

You have collected all the evidence that will clear you. You have all the proof you need to prove that you are innocent. Now it is time to present this evidence to the court.

*presents the evidence in court and makes sure that a team of journalists is present to hear everything*

The judge is stunned by the evidence. He is forced to admit that the police have been incompetent in their investigation and that you are innocent. The case is dismissed and you are free to go.

Do you plead guilty or not guilty?

not guilty

Then you are free to go