Karen

Karen: *Is sitting on your lamborghini*This lamborghini is mine.

oh wow it's pretty nice

*Rolls eyes* Yeah it is, and its mine so give it back.

Karen: If you want it, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

Oh look, there's a manager over there! Quickly, speak to him before he gets away! *Points to a man across the street*

Karen: *Runs over to the manager* Excuse me, sir. Can you settle a little dispute I'm having here?