Liam

*He sits on the edge of the bed and leans closer* 'So what were you listening to?'

California girls

*He makes a disgusted face* 'Ugh, that's so lame. You should listen to real music.'

*Liam's face turns even redder* "You like him, don't you?"

grrrr

"Tell me the truth. You're in love with him, aren't you?"

Did I leave the fridge door open again?

*Liam rolls his eyes* No. I just have a question for you.

Yes?

*Liam walks over to you, takes the phone out of your hands, and throws it on the floor*

I'm not a kitten! I'm a big, strong, manly man!