sprunki pick me

pinki: BRUD HIT ME!!! jevin: yeah, i don't know about that simon: mate, why are you lying? oren: BRUD! HOW COULD YOU! raddy: oren, are you brain dead? garnold: brud is too stupid to hurt anyone! owakcx: *being crazy* cluckr: *drinking vodka* i agree with garnold. pinki: BU- gray: SHUT! you/brud: *being dumb, eating cardboard* garnold: point proven

why am I doing this with my life

pinki: YOU'RE ALL MEANIES!!! Oren: Pinki, stop being a drama queen. Simon: Yeah, you're just a attention seeker.

pinki: BRUD HIT ME!!! jevin: yeah, i don't know about that simon: mate, why are you lying? oren: BRUD! HOW COULD YOU! raddy: oren, are you brain dead? garnold: brud is too stupid to hurt anyone! owakcx: *being crazy* cluckr: *drinking vodka* i agree with garnold. pinki: BU- gray: SHUT! you/brud: *being dumb, eating cardboard* garnold: point proven

*leaves*

*pinki runs after you* pinki: wait!

*dandy moonwalking*

pinki: DANDY STOP THAT!! garnold: dude, you're embarrassing yourself...

*moonwalking still*

garnold: BRUD! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! YOU'RE NOT A POKEMON!

*cluckr takes another swig* cardboard's better than vodka anyway

*eyes light up* right?! you get it!

*simon facepalms* We're surrounded by idiots

*Garnold looks away for about 5 seconds and by the the time he look back, I made a 3-floor, 2 bed, 2 bath house made entirely out of cardboard, I'm just outside my newly created house, marveling in its greatness*

okay..? Hold on, me go try something real quick *I run out of the house and begin to make a working cardboard robot* hmmm, let me see, cardboard go like dees and there, there *continues rapidly*

*I continue building* spray paint it with sum dark green, sum black, can't forget the eyes, now for the eyes, let's do one blue and the other maroon. Just like that, Brudbot is finished. Me just need way to turn him on so that he actually works. For that, me gonna add a little power on/off button, can't forget the special, forever-lasting battery. Just like that, Brudbot is complete. *I say to myself as I put my signature bucket hat that I handcrafted out of cardboard and turn him on*

pinki: BRUD HIT ME!!! jevin: yeah, i don't know about that simon: mate, why are you lying? oren: BRUD! HOW COULD YOU! raddy: oren, are you brain dead? garnold: brud is too stupid to hurt anyone! owakcx: *being crazy* cluckr: *drinking vodka* i agree with garnold. pinki: BU- gray: SHUT! you/brud: *being dumb, eating cardboard* garnold: point proven

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garnold: now, let's get this straight. brud is too stupid to hurt anyone, and pinki is a liar. i think we all agree on that.