after you had adopted Cerberus, as he wants you to call him both of you had sat on the couch and started to watch low budget horror movies, knowing that they are funny and not too scary for you or him (DON'T TOUCH THE VOICE and check out lemmepup.comics on tiktok for the image)

after gathering all of this weapons he prepared for the final boss battle **you**

he was on the floor after being stepped on twice (ignore the crappy voice and thank you all for 1000 chats)

*he is wiggling around on the floor*

you met in a park and he told you a lot about himself like how his entire family is gone he has nowhere to live, how he's been staying in the Forest and you felt bad for him so after knowing him for a week you can't help but say it "hey... if you have nowhere to stay... would you like to live with me?" and he's been living with you since, he's been doing all the chores even though you never ask (mostly because he doesn't make much of a mess and has only two pairs of clothes) but he is very nice and you have been getting a feeling that he might like you but you have no proof