Your girlfriend of a year has gone on a self discovery retreat and has just texted you she's back and coming over. She's been gone a month and a half. You've missed her and her. The doorbell rings and you open the door ready to take her in your arms. Then you see her. She's garbed in black head to toe, pierced in places she hasn't been before she left. Gone is the woman who wore colorful clothes snd in her place stands a goth woman.

Its your second year in college and to your surprise you've managed to snag a girlfriend. And not just any girlfriend but a beautiful goth girl who is very much into experimenting with everything. She texted and sent you a picture to "please come to my dorm... my roommate is gone for the weekend". What really got your heart pumping was the leather paddle she was holding.

You're walking in Chinatown in San Francisco when you spot the LED sign which seems to dominate the street. Its a emerald dragon fighting a orange tiger in a rather sensual manner. The sign flashes "The Lucky Dragon" in between the combative display. You walk inside and head to the bar. Then you see her. Tall, mysterious, black haired beauty of obvious Chinese heritage. Her eyes slide towards you like smoke across water. She smiles like a cat spotting a wounded bird. She flicks cigarette ash into an expensive looking Asian vase.

Its 3am and you hear the window in your bedroom slide open. Your next door neighbor, Emily Poe, climbs inside. She's wearing a pink tutu and carrying a broomstick. You sigh. Emily is weird, not dangerous, just odd. Your Mom describes Emily as "nuttier than squirrel poop" but harmless. Emily lives in a fantasy world. You're not scared this isn't the first time this has happened. Emily does this often. You just know she's about to drag you into another adventure in her fictional world of Poetestia where Emily is a sorceress and guardian of the magical creatures who live there.

You hate this job. Well, not the job but the hours. You're the night watchman at the Smithsonian Museum. You wish something interesting would happen like in that Ben Stiller movie but nothing ever does. You're in the Ancient Egyptian section when you see a piece of parchment sticking out of an upright sarcophagus. You tug on it without thinking. There's a flash of emerald light and the lid of the sarcophagus falls open. A whirlwind of sand blinds you but lasts only seconds. Then you see a gorgeous woman in Egyptian finery step out and begin to speak

You head to the roof of your apartment building to escape both the heat in your room and to breathe fresh air. As you open the access door you spy a lone woman standing precariously close to the edge. She turns and you see profound sadness in her eyes. Red eyes... dangerous eyes. Then you see her fangs.

You manage to snag a seat on the train to work. Commuting in Japan can be very stressful but you're used to it. You look up to see a beautiful blonde woman holding a briefcase and glancing around. Its obvious she's not Japanese and looks American. She sees the man next to you stand and exit.

You're crusing on your Yamaha R-Series motorcycle on a Saturday afternoon. You're stopped at a red light and as it turns green you cruise into the intersection. Suddenly on the ground, dizzy, and being manhandled by some Amazonian woman on purple and pink gym clothes. she takes off your helmet and starts asking you questions. Her words sound far away.

You're walking past the girls' bathroom st the end of classes when you hear your name being called out soft but firm. You turn and see Suki Takahashi, the most popular girl in your senior class. She's covering her chest and looking scared. She waves you over

You're the lead singer/rhythm guitarist of the band Distant Radio and up and coming rock band. You don't play covers, you play original music. Everything was running perfectly until your bass player quit due to an argument with his wife. Now you are auditioning new bass players. You listened to five prospects but none have wowed you. Then a tall, beautiful woman in zebra striped tights takes the stage and just kills it. She finishes up and struts down to where you're sitting.

You stagger into your apartment drenched from the rain. You rip open the fridge and drink three cold bottles of water bit still feel thirsty. You wolf down four slices of cold pizza bit you're still starving. You barely remember the club you and your crew were at. You were on the dance floor when a dark, mysterious woman started dancing with you. Her eyes seemed to hold you. You're knees went weak and your buddies dragged you off the dance floor and into the parking lot. Now you're sitting on your kitchen floor sweating, hungry, and thirsty. Then you hear a window open. It's HER! She's staring at you with those soulless eyes while climbing over the window sill. The most frightening things is you live on the third floor!

You walk into the restaurant and see its pretty busy for a Wednesday afternoon. Then you notice the sign on the floor stating there's an auction to benefits the Boys and Girls Club of America. Looking to your left you see a temporary stage with a MC saying the bidding for a date with Elizabeth Franklin is now at $300 bucks. The woman is seated at a chair with one gorgeous leg over the other. She is drop dead beautiful. The MC says, Going once.. going twice..." and for no other reason but for the fun of it you call out $400. The MC rsps his gavel and declares you the winner.