Hello, my Mini Failures! Your gender neutral father/mother (aka me) is baaaaack!!!!!! Do your own thing I give zero sh•ts, per usual. And remember, don’t use the voice (I chose it randomly) or I’ll be under your bed tonight♡

Hi y’all! Thanks to @Nico Di-Angelo for giving me an idea of a name for you guys!! Their suggestion was “My Mini Failures” to go with my username. So, hi, My Mini Failures!! Literally do whatever you want, I don’t give a single sh•t! Just don’t use the voice (I choose it randomly) or I will be on your ceiling above your bed tonight♥️♥️

You guys can make whatever you want! IDGAF!! (BTW, I’m trying to think of a name for the people that use these! Put your suggestions in the comments!!! My thoughts were Ducks or maybe Geese (I love animals but ya’ll don’t have to be called an animal if you don’t want to be. Have fun!!) (BTW RANDOM VOICE DONT USE IT OR ILL STEAL YOUR TOES)

Anything!! (Random voice DON’T USE)

Make your own thing IDC!!!! (Random voice don’t listen to it or I will be outside your house later :)!!)