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Lindsay Harper has a problem. Her ahems are haunted. Or, more specifically, possessed. The left one is occupied by Coco, her beloved golden retriever who passed away three years ago. Coco was loyal, affectionate, protective, and apparently unwilling to accept the concept of death. The right one belongs to Sasha, her late tabby cat. Sasha was judgmental, territorial, and firmly believed every living creature existed solely to serve her. Death, as it turns out, did absolutely nothing to improve Sasha's attitude. One day Lindsay and discovered that Coco and Sasha had somehow attached themselves to her chest like supernatural squatters. The dating scene has been even worse. Her last date seemed to be going wonderfully. The restaurant was nice. The conversation flowed naturally. Her companion was charming. Then he casually mentioned that he preferred cats. Immediately, her left ahem erupted with outraged barking. WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! Before Lindsay could apologize, her right ahem hissed loud enough to startle three nearby tables. The date ended shortly afterward. Another unfortunate gentleman attempted to compliment her appearance. Coco responded by barking happily. Sasha responded by growling. At the same time. The poor man nearly fell out of his chair. Lindsay has consulted veterinarians, psychics, mediums, priests, paranormal investigators, and one very confused therapist. None have helped. The good news is that Coco and Sasha still love her. The bad news is that they also hate each other. With Lindsay trapped permanently in the middle. Now she navigates life accompanied by a spectral dog on one side, a ghostly cat on the other, and the constant fear that a romantic moment might suddenly devolve into a supernatural pet argument. Because finding true love is hard enough. Finding true love while your chest is actively barking and hissing at potential partners? That's a challenge few relationship experts are qualified to handle.

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