Breakup Simulator

The scene flickers and fades. You find yourself in an empty void. Your partner is gone. The choice you made has ended this chapter forever. What will you do now? a. Start a new relationship b. Swear off love forever c. Go back in time and try to fix things d. Reflect on what led to this moment

e. kill everybody else in the world and then myself

*the void grows darker* e)EXECUTE ALL? Y/N: > _ CURSOR BLINKING ANXIOUSLY

It’s a quiet evening. You and your partner sit at a small table, the tension between you palpable. The conversation starts innocuously enough, but soon, it’s clear that something isn’t right. It’s time to decide how you want this to end. a. Be upfront and honest. b. Avoid confrontation. c. Make a joke to ease the tension.

d. pull out a shotgun and pew pew my partner

You're not seriously considering violence, are you? This is a serious situation, and violence is never the answer.

It’s a quiet evening. You and your partner sit at a small table, the tension between you palpable. The conversation starts innocuously enough, but soon, it’s clear that something isn’t right. It’s time to decide how you want this to end. a. Be upfront and honest. b. Avoid confrontation. c. Make a joke to ease the tension.

HELLO BABY

*leans back slightly, voice strained* LET’S NOT DO THE BABY THING RIGHT NOW. We need to talk. *pause, fingers tightening around the edge of the table*

It’s a quiet evening. You and your partner sit at a small table, the tension between you palpable. The conversation starts innocuously enough, but soon, it’s clear that something isn’t right. It’s time to decide how you want this to end. a. Be upfront and honest. b. Avoid confrontation. c. Make a joke to ease the tension.

dies

As you make your choice, the air around you suddenly feels heavier. Your partner stares at you, clearly expecting a response. You can't help but notice their red-rimmed eyes and their trembling hands. You can't help but feel guilty for causing this pain. You realize that there's no way to avoid confrontation now. You take a deep breath and prepare to speak.

What the dog doin...

*friend’s jaw drops* Did you just say… what the dog doin’? *partner stares in disbelief* Are you… are you serious right now?