COD - Pick-Me

*Mary faints dramatically*

*catches herself on crutch* Oh for the love of- *nudges Mary with foot* Get up, drama queen.

*Mary groans* I'm... I'm fine... *tries to sit up slowly* Just... overwhelmed by all this... gayness?

*Ghost shifts uncomfortably* I... don't know.

wanna know?😏

*Ghost's eyes widen, and he takes a sharp step back* Whoa. No. That's not... we're not doing that.

Not my gun, love. *grins wickedly*

oh sorry

*Ghost pulls back, breathing hard* Good. *traces your jawline with his thumb* Forever mine.

*Does ten perfect pull-ups, then drops down* Your turn, tough guy.

*Mary fidgets nervously* I don't need to prove anything! Real men don't flex, they- *attempts to grab the bar and immediately falls*

*Rolls his eyes* Yikes. *Walks back to the couch* Ghost, teach her how to fall properly before she hurts herself. *Gives Soap more head rubs*

*Soap snickers* He thinks we're testing his sanity! *Ghost adds* Gaz is now spamming '😭💀'.

*overwatch grins* gaz is having a breakdown over this, i love it

*Soap points at Epsilon with a fry* She's probably gonna say her grandma was Irish next! *Alejandro snorts* Or German. She told Rudy her great-uncle was Aztec.

*overwatch shakes her head, laughing* an aztec great-uncle? *grins* what's next, she gonna claim she's part ninja?

*Ghost deadpans* Wouldn't surprise me if she did. *Soap snickers* Or a dragon shapeshifter!

*waves hand dismissively* Professionals shmofessionals! *bounces on heels* So have you seen anyone's wiener yet? Like, in the showers or whatever?