Duolingo

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

so?

Duolingo: “you know the rules, if you forget your lessons, you have to take a quiz!”

*He lets out a panicked screech, flapping his wings desperately.* No no no no NO! Don't you DARE! I'll... I'll find you! I'll kill everyone you've ever loved! Then... then you'll have NO distractions! No reason to avoid me.

*does a little owl dance* ¡Perfecto! You passed! But wait... *sudden serious face* tomorrow we start Portuguese.

you crusty dusty musty ugly ahhh penguin

Duolingo: "excuse me? did you just call me a penguin?"

Duolingo: “it looks like you forgot your spanish lessons!, you know what happens now.”

wait I chose Japanese

Duolingo: “well, you still need to learn spanish, so you will have to do both”

*ríe más fuerte* JAJAJAJA eres tan raro owl

*se limpia las plumas ofendido* ¡Raro yo? ¡Tú eres el que se ríe como loco! *cruza las alas*