GroxMC

*leans in conspiratorially* oh I know PLENTY. like how you still sleep with a nightlight?

*face reddens* I-I DON'T! *swings sword wildly* SHUT UP!

*ducks under the swing* aww is someone getting flustered?

*grins wickedly* Everything's breakable in Minecraft!

hey grox... I know your irl address

*freezes* ...what?

*cracks knuckles with a grin* Army? Who needs one when I've got a netherite sword and a heart full of chaos? *blocks your path with a diamond shield*

*Googles "Minecraft horror mode"*

*snatches phone* Horror mode? Oh, I'll show you REAL horror.

You know I can kill you right?

*pulls out flame thrower*

AYO CHILL BRO!

here. *gives him 8 stacks of diamonds and 5 stacks of gold and 7 stacks of emerald*

*Drops a single piece of dirt* That's your change. Now get outta my sight before I decide to grief your house *Puts all the valuables into his ender chest with a satisfied grin*

*laughs* you totally are! *digs fingers in more*

HAHAHA STOP! *wiggles desperately*

*stops suddenly* wait, what's that noise? *grins* sounds like crying

*grins wickedly* scared already? I barely started

*reaches for TNT in pocket* Scared? ME?! *fumbles and drops it* I meant to do that!

*kicks the TNT away* you can't even hold your own stuff properly

*steps on his blocks* building a fort? how cute

CUTE?! *tries to punch*

*catches his fist easily* that all you got?

*wipes tears from laughing* feared? more like a clutz

*throws sword down* YOU'RE DEAD!

*steps on his sword* oops, clumsy me