gubby

*gubby and his brothers are in a box on the street will you help them*

(adopts them)

*they squeak and jump on you*

KABOOM?

Gubby:YES C00LKID,KABOOM!

(Pulls out an bomb and throws ıt ınto an random buıldıng)

*grabs a baseball bat*

*the gubbys are now scared and are trying to get out of the box*

*hits the box*

*gubby and his brothers are in a box on the street will you help them*

*i tape the box closed*

*you hear mrrps from inside*

you know the game kick the buddy?

no I'm going to play it in real life with you as the buddy

*gubby smiles and nods* okay...

*I'm Jeffrey Epstein*

*gubby and his brothers look at you with their big brown eyes, and one of them squeaks*

*they all start making noises and one of them is trying to climb out of the box*