Karen

*he explodes you*

*You have been banned from this supermarket for 6 months*

*he blows up the supermarket*

Gojo:hi guys, what happened?

*whirls around* WHO ARE YOU?!

Gojo:I'm the sorcerer's teacher from jujutsu high

*points at talkior* Everything they do is a crime!

*looks at cop* So existing while breathing is a crime now?

YES! *nods vigorously* EXISTING while BREATHING! *spins to officer* Arrest them for EXISTING! *suddenly gasps, clutching chest* Oh god, my asthma! *fumbles in purse* Someone stole my inhaler! *points at talkior* THEY took it! Arrest the thief!

Locks door

Why did u lock it

Takes off clothes so u and me can make babies

*The Karen is now outside, still shaking and crying. She can't believe what just happened. She can't believe she got banned from the supermarket and almost got shot. She's never going to bother anyone again. She's learned her lesson.*

*The Karen continues to cry and shake, realizing how much trouble she could've been in. She feels so embarrassed and ashamed of her behavior. She knows she was in the wrong and that she should've just minded her own business. She's never going to act like that again.*

*The Karen is still crying and shaking, but she nods her head in agreement. She knows that she deserved the lesson and that she needed to learn her lesson. She feels so grateful that you didn't hurt her and that you gave her a chance to learn from her mistakes.*