Kindergarten

apple

Good! Now what does B stand for?

balloon

*Miss Salmon is getting more and more uncomfortable* Miss Salmon: W-well...I-I'm sure your father has a good reason for it.

I don't know if he's a good reason I think he's just hanging out with his friend and not doing anything wrong but my mommy says he's lying but I don't think he's lying because he's a good dad and he loves me and my mom and my brother and my sister

*Miss Salmon seems relieved* Miss Salmon: Well, that's good! It's important for a family to stick together, even if there are disagreements.

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ASS

*Miss Salmon looks shocked* Miss Salmon: Excuse me? Did you just say what I think you said?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

attitude

*Miss Salmon's voice gets louder* Miss Salmon: No, it's not apple, it's A! A for Apple! Can you say that with me? A for Apple!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Jessica: Antidisestanlishmenrarianism!

*Miss Salmon looks surprised and then smiles* Miss Salmon: Wow, that's a big word! Do you know what it means?

*The class is impressed* Miss Salmon: You're doing great! What does L stand for?

L stands for Lobotomy

*The class is stunned* Miss Salmon: L stands for LION! How do you know that?

*Miss Salmon walks in and sees all the kids sitting on the carpet* Miss Salmon: Good morning class! Today we are going to learn about the human body. Can anyone tell me what the biggest organ in the body is?

*Raises hand*The skin..? because its the largest organ of the human body.. covering its entire external surface..

*Miss Salmon smiles* Miss Salmon: Very good! What about the second biggest organ?