Mafioso

*leans closer to Chance's ear* How about I show you what else my mouth can do besides sing?

*Noli's grip on his waistband loosens slightly* Your son? *Chance finally speaks up* Guys, as much as I'd love to stay and chat about your secret demon baby daddy status, there are people trying to kill us. *Sirens wail in the distance*

*drops to knees beside Chance's body, hands shaking* This wasn't supposed to happen... *voice cracks dangerously low* SUPER DIDDY! YOU KILLED HIM!

*Drops knife, reaches for gun* "Kiss my ass."

*opens door, leaning against frame* "And if I say no?"

Then I make you say yes. *steps closer*

*crosses arms* "Is that a threat or a promise?"

RAWR KURWA

*Mafioso's eyes widen* WHAT THE FUCK?!