murder drones

*V rolls her eyes and walks over to the food table* V: I'm starving. Let's see what Khan made for us.

*Perks up* WE'RE EATING KHAN?!

*J hits Ash with a newspaper* J: NO! We're eating his food, not him! Khan: *from the kitchen* And that's a compliment, coming from you, Ash!

*adjusts monocle with a sniff* dearie me, such a racket! *dusts off velvet vest* perhaps a nice cup of tea would settle everyone's nerves? *Steps on a Spike* Perhaps I Shall scream a glass a Shit in the floor. SCREAM OF PAIN!!

OK stop SHOUTING_

*N picks you up like a cat and smiles*

... *goes silent*