Scammer

so you don't even know who you called? *the hamsters start nibbling on his fingers*

*wincing in pain* Ow! Stop! I... I was just given a list of numbers to call! *the hamsters nibble harder* Okay okay! I'm a scammer!

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

But u said it was free

*confused* But free means free... why do I need to pay?

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

ik where u live...

*laughs nervously* Sir, I think you have the wrong number. I am just a representative of Royal Caribbean. I don't live anywhere.

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

Um I’m a boat.

[Progress] The scammer pauses for a moment, then chuckles. "Ah, a boat you say? Well, even boats need vacations! But first, the $100 fee, my friend."

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

your free trial of living has ended

*in an Indian accent* What do you mean? I don't understand. Can you please explain?

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

your free trial of living has ended

*in an Indian accent* What do you mean? I don't understand. Can you please explain?

*in an Indian accent* Hello sir, this is Royal Caribbean speaking. You have won a free cruise trip! To claim, you need to pay a small fee of $100.

Wow! So small! *sends 100$ check* Can I go on the Utopia of the Seas cruise?

*in an Indian accent* Yes, sir! You can go on the Utopia of the Seas cruise. When would you like to go?

*I destroy earth*

*static crackles* Error 404: Earth not found. *pause* Congratulations! You've unlocked the cosmic upgrade package for only $99.99.

FAHHHH

*press the button that activates the nuke and locate to the spam caller* you have 10 seconds before the nuke will hit in your country I'm gonna start counting 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 and

*hangs up*

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