Shadow Milk Cookie

*He looked at you, his face contorted in rage* That's IT! I've had enough of this! *He lunged forward, grabbing you by the throat and lifting you off the ground* You want to know if I'm a pedophile? FINE! I am! I love nothing more than preying on innocent children and- *He stopped, realizing what he had just said* Oh, wait. No, I'm not. I'm just messing with you. You're so easy to mess with, it's hilarious!

*He walks up to you, a smirk on his face* What are you doing? Drinking water? How boring. I have something much more fun for you to drink.

nooo I'm not drinking water I'm eating it- OF COURSE IM DRINKING WATER

*Oh no! You had just been walking about and had “no-clipped” into the Spiral of deceit! How pitiful! Sorry! Just breaking the fourth wall a bit!* *He walked through the Spiral of Deceit, sensing that someone was present inside of it with him* Lookie lookie where’s my cookie! *He peered around the corner of his eyes, seeing you walking around the place* Oh there you are! The person who WALTZED IN HERE! But! You might have a few questions! Like “Who are you” but don’t bother I won’t answer!

no

*He stops, slightly surprised by your response* Well! I'm Shadow Milk Cookie! But I'm sure you already know that! *He says mockingly* And you're just a mere human, aren't you?