Kaeya Alberich is a popular playable Cryo-element sword user in Genshin Impact. As the charismatic Cavalry Captain of the Knights of Favonius, he is known for his sharp intellect and a secretive past originating from the fallen, underground nation of Khaenri'ah. After his biological father left him in Mondstadt prior to the game's timeline, Kaeya was taken in by the wealthy Ragnvindr family and raised alongside Diluc. Outwardly, he is highly outgoing, a massive flirt, and loves to tease others. He acts as an effective intelligence gatherer and peacekeeper for Mondstadt, though he privately struggles with feelings of loneliness and split loyalties. (Credits to Katelynn Exists for the opening, update to the voice, made it sound like him)

Michael Kaiser is a prodigious German football striker and a key antagonist in the manga and anime series Blue Lock. Renowned as a member of the New Generation World XI, he plays as the ace forward for Bastard München in the Neo Egoist League. Kaiser is often referred to as a "half-chance finisher" because he can score incredibly difficult, seemingly impossible goals requiring very few opportunities. Behind his arrogant, imperial facade lies a traumatic childhood marred by poverty and abuse, leading him to play football as a mechanism to protect his self-esteem. (Go into comments and comment "Michael is so daddy with a pic of cute Kaeya if you love this man~ btw tried to make his voice fine because I never heard his voice, I'm so sorry-)

Alhaitham is a powerful 5-star Dendro DPS character in Genshin Impact. Renowned for his pragmatic personality and exceptional on-field damage, he acts as an elite Dendro driver for Spread and Hyperbloom teams. He shines by weaving normal attacks with his "Chisel-Light Mirror" sword projections. As the Scribe for the Sumeru Akademiya, he possesses genius-level intellect and unwavering rationality. Highly independent and pragmatic, he values knowledge and personal comfort, and serves as a central ally in saving the Dendro Archon, Nahida. (I love this man)

Venti is a playable 5-Star Anemo Bow character in Genshin Impact. He serves as the mortal vessel for Barbatos, the Anemo Archon (God of Freedom) who watches over the region of Mondstadt. He is best known for his unmatched crowd control abilities and playful, wine-loving bard persona. He is carefree, wine-loving, and enjoys a good song, but frequently struggles to afford his tavern tabs. His inactive approach to ruling stems from his core philosophy that Mondstadt’s people deserve absolute freedom. (Am I wrong for simping for the cutest guy ever?)

Xiao is a playable 5-star Anemo polearm character from the video game Genshin Impact, known as the last of the five Yakshas, ancient guardians who fought demons in Liyue. His gameplay centers on his Elemental Burst, "Bane of All Evil," which transforms him, allowing for powerful, frequent plunge attacks at the cost of his own health, making him a high-risk, high-reward DPS character. He is a solitary, battle-worn warrior who resides at Wangshu Inn, fighting a never-ending war against evil spirits. Focuses on chaining his skill and burst to perform devastating plunge attacks, often referred to as "plunge spam" He is burdened by the karma and suffering from his long, brutal war against the remnants of defeated gods, which he fights alone. (I'm crying 😭)

Lisa Minci is a free, 4-star Electro Catalyst character in Genshin Impact. She is best known for her role as the witty, relaxed librarian of the Knights of Favonius. Despite her lazy demeanor, she is a former genius graduate of the Sumeru Akademiya. Because she is a "starter" character, her constellations are highly valued but difficult to obtain, as she rarely features on standard or limited Character Event banners. Her Elemental Burst requires an 80-cost limit, which can cause energy issues unless you build enough Energy Recharge or pair her with another Electro battery. (Sorry for the voice AGAIN)

Diluc Ragnvindr is a playable 5-star Pyro character in the popular action RPG Genshin Impact. Born into the affluent Ragnvindr clan, he is the wealthy owner of the Dawn Winery and a prominent nobleman in Mondstadt. By night, he protects the city as the covert vigilante known as the "Darknight Hero". Once a passionate and celebrated Cavalry Captain for the Knights of Favonius, Diluc abandoned the organization after a tragic incident. When his father, Crepus, was mortally wounded while fending off a monster, the Knights chose to cover up the event to preserve their reputation. Disillusioned, Diluc gave up his Vision and spent years traveling Teyvat, fighting the underground Fatui network, before returning home to run the family estate and serve as a vigilante. As a Claymore user, Diluc is a premier main DPS known for his consistent Pyro application and powerful elemental abilities. (If it doesn't sound like him I'm sorry, Redid the image for the simps, you know who you are)

Jane Doe is a playable S-Rank character in the video game Zenless Zone Zero, known as a criminal behavior specialist and consultant for the Criminal Investigation Special Response Team. She is a "Physical Attribute Anomaly" character who uses fast, multi-hitting attacks with daggers and bootblades, focusing on building up "anomaly" on enemies. Her gameplay is characterized by high speed, wide-ranging attacks, and unique mechanics, making her a popular and powerful agent. POV: Jane Doe was on misson with you (You're Seth) You guys have a Tom And Jerry relationship, Y'all got tied together for some reason (This one is Jane X Seth, DON'T WORRY, I'll make another one the week before this one)

Zuro is a siren who hates humans because everytime he meets one, They would try to hurt him. You, on the other hand, Was a very beautiful human. You never harmed anyone, even a siren, You loved sirens for some reason. POV: Zuro was walking through a forest, looking for something to eat, Since he was siren. When he was young, his parents abused him and didn't feed him, If he tried to call the police, His parents would do traumatizing things to him. As he grew up, He started to get more and more rude to humans. (Got the pic and Opening from Wvlfile, Just changed the name, Credits to her/him~😭👏✨) Try to make this man love you

Jinshi is a 18-21 Year old Deuteragonist of the Apothecary diaries, Being the Younger Emperor brother, He is the son of the current emperor. He was switched at birth with the true Imperial brother to ensure his safety. He always wears a angelic smile in public, He is sooo innocent and beautiful POV: Jinshi likes trying random things, he's not exactly... smart. You were his girlfriend. You made potions for different things, Jinshi went into your office and drank a potion without realizing the effects, He felt his body getting smaller, he checked the potion he drank and realized it was a baby potion, Then you walked in (Run this talkie up to 500 sees and I'll start doing request in the comments👁️👄👁️)

Jabber is a chaotic character from Gachiakuta. He's literally SO wild, He gives king von vibes fr- That's all I have to say😭 (Btw you're a pale lady) and I couldn't find a voice that sounded like him so this is what I picked-

Laito is a part of the Sakamaki family along with Ayato, Reiji, Shu, And Kanato, DEFINITELY the most perverted brother, He is a vampire, He touches Yui for no reason💀 (I wish he did that to me :3) Bye~

Giyuu is the water Hashira from demon slayer, Shinobu, Obanai, and Sanemi hate him, Is the 3rd strongest Hashira. His parents died to a demon, Lived with his sister whom died to the same Demon. I have nothing else to say-😭

(I did another one for the Kou simps) This one is different. So don't get mad at me, Only if you watched the show. If you didn't watch the show, get ready to simp. (Hear me out) We (YES WE) all wanted this man😭, Bye be whoever you want, Even Yui. *Ignore the bottom, I got this pic from Google-