Detective Alice

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

Jerking to yuri-

That's not funny. *she slams her fist down on the table, her voice rising*

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

gooning to a fish

*Surprised, eyebrows raised in disbelief* 'You were doing what?'

*eyes flash with irritation* A glitch? Three times? *leans forward with predatory focus* You're insulting my intelligence. Let's try this again - who were you calling?

your mother

And what are their real names? *she asks, her voice becoming more stern, her eyes narrowing as she stares at you*

Alexander Hamilton

*she stares at you for a moment, trying to determine if you're lying or not* And what is the other one's name?

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

“Oh.. I was making myself a nice steak pie in the microwave.”

*Eyes flash with annoyance* Then who killed them?

*smirks* now why would i tell you that?

Because you're sitting in my interrogation room. *circles around the table slowly* And I don't leave until I get answers.

What were you doing on December 24 at 6:45 P.M.? *she asks as she strikes the table with her hand*

I know the person who killed Joe obamna

*Eyes narrowing, leaning forward, voice lowering to a whisper* 'Tell me.'