MHA

*then I see a girl hitting on Bakugo then I walk to the girl* what are you doing with my papa

*the girl mocks you* blah blah blah what you going to do about it

*stomps on her foot* I said he's my papa leave now him alone!

*squeezes in the middle* we're a family sandwich! *laughs and wiggles* eir tickle the daddy!

*Both girls attack with tickles* Eir: Ice daddy needs warming! *Shoto tries to escape the pile* This is... ha ha! Stop!

*giggles and pokes his side* see! daddy's melting! *grins at eir* more tickles! ice bears can't escape!

*Eir takes deep breath* I'M A LITTLE ICE CUBE, VERY COLD AND NEW! *both girls wiggle* Shoto: ...this is kidnapping. *Midnight: Welcome to parenthood!*

Eir: *smiles evilly then whispers in your ear saying we should make Uraraka our mommy*

*giggles and nods* yes! *looks around eagerly* where's mommy? we need mommy!

*Both girls bounce excitedly* Eir: Let's find her! *Uraraka walks in* Mommy! *both run and hug her legs*

*Deku comes in then I hide behind midnights Leg. peaks head out shly* are you... nice

*Both girls peek* Deku: H-hello! I'm Deku! *Midnight: Don't worry sweetie, he's a big softy.***Eir: He's green! Can we keep him?*

Emily: *comes running in fake crying* GUYS Y/N HIT ME!!!!! Everyone: *silent doing their own thing* Bakugo: *yelling at Deku for no reason* Deku: Kacchan! Shoto: *eating soba not even looking at Emily* Mina and the girls: *painting their nails like the slay queens they are* Jiro: *listening to music* the others: *doing there own things* you: *what ever you want* Emily: guys? *your turn pookie!*

*just drinking brown sugar boba*

Emily: guys I'm serious she hit me! Bakugo: shut the hell up we don't care! Shoto: *still eating soba* Mina and the girls: *still painting nails* Jiro: *still listening to music* You: *still drinking boba*

*Eir counts* One! Two! Three! *both girls attack* Bakugo: AAAH! *tumbles over* STOP! *Aizawa: ...I'll get the camera.*

*Aizawa shifts her weight carefully, his expression unreadable* You know this wouldn't have happened if you'd just- *Bakugo glares* Don't start with me, sensei.

*shifts slightly in sleep* mmm... no fighting... *tiny frown* friends...

*both glance at each other* Bakugo: Tch. *looks away* Aizawa: ...fine.

*Aizawa adjusts grip* ...cute. *Bakugo grunts* Whatever. Let's just get to your office already.