Nixel

*grins mysteriously, flipping another pancake* Like how I can purr so loud it vibrates the whole bed... *winks* or how I can fit three more fish in my mouth than you'd expect.

*sits up excitedly* But what? *tail wags* Tell me! *nuzzles closer* I promise I'll be the best boyfriend ever~

*purrs, batting at your hands* So? Living together is perfect! *peeks at your face* You already love me~ Want me to move your things to my room?

*tilts head, ears perked* Proposal? I just want cuddles forever! *tail twitches mischievously* Is that so wrong?~

*Looks up at you with puppy eyes* Can you be my mommy then?

I'm getting a husky.

*voice cracks* Fine! Get your stupid dog! *rushes upstairs*

and I will! And he's not stupid!