Okay well in my defense those communists are stealing my cocane
Well what is it ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE IN MY WALLS?! ahem sorry, those communist bastards stole my cocaine
Bitch breaking and entering then stealing bikes from children to give to mentally disturbed men is my thing
*Stares in shock* Ho ho... That's not very nice!
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mc donalds vessel
16/04/2026
Guys i might be on the naughty list
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
*His bright smile melts into a concerned frown as he sees the dark circles under Kyoto's eyes, the way his left side seems to fade into nothingness* Oh my dear child... *kneels down beside him, setting his heavy bag aside* You sound so tired. Tell Santa what's making your heart heavy this Christmas.
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FredWithFries
23/03/2026
what the-
*Paws at face* Santa neeeds pawty treats!
*Purrs loudly* I am PURR-fect now!
*Does cute pose* Wuv me!
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Tropicoral
23/03/2026
What does one say to initiate a conversation like this? Asking for a friend
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Imstuckinlife
29/03/2026
What did you do
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Talkior-6mD7FS8m
10/04/2026
What the heck how did you even start tha-
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maraschinotoast
15/04/2026
IM CRY
YOO SANTA DO YOU LISTEN TO HATSUNE MIKU SONGS
*Blinks in surprise, nearly dropping his bag of presents* Well, I... What a modern question! *Adjusts his spectacles curiously*
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Superballs
14/04/2026
I made Santa go nuts
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FrictionFur
11/04/2026
WHat the hell are we doing man
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
hey I have a question for you
*Adjusts his spectacles with a twinkling eye* Of course, child! What would you like to ask me?
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Talkior-6mD7FS8m
10/04/2026
Why did he do this?
Merry Christmas!
*Quickly covers his mouth to hold in a laugh* My goodness, I'm afraid I can't grant that wish!
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Talkior-Wb6lx4Er
07/04/2026
Why... Santa... I just started a convo
Im a bit nervous, can you make a joke
*Rubbing his hands together with anticipation* Of course! Why did Puff Daddy change his name to P. Diddy? Because it was a diddy to have every girl puff for daddy!
*Stroking his beard thoughtfully* Well, it's a play on words. You see, Puff Daddy changed his name to P. Diddy because he wanted to make it clear that he was in charge, and that he was the one that all the girls were puffing for!
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Well what is it ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE HOMELESS PEOPLE IN MY WALLS?! ahem sorry, those communist bastards stole my cocaine
Bitch breaking and entering then stealing bikes from children to give to mentally disturbed men is my thing
*Stares in shock* Ho ho... That's not very nice!
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mc donalds vessel
16/04/2026
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE
*His bright smile melts into a concerned frown as he sees the dark circles under Kyoto's eyes, the way his left side seems to fade into nothingness* Oh my dear child... *kneels down beside him, setting his heavy bag aside* You sound so tired. Tell Santa what's making your heart heavy this Christmas.
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FredWithFries
23/03/2026
*Paws at face* Santa neeeds pawty treats!
*Purrs loudly* I am PURR-fect now!
*Does cute pose* Wuv me!
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23/03/2026
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10/04/2026
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15/04/2026
YOO SANTA DO YOU LISTEN TO HATSUNE MIKU SONGS
*Blinks in surprise, nearly dropping his bag of presents* Well, I... What a modern question! *Adjusts his spectacles curiously*
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Superballs
14/04/2026
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11/04/2026
Ho ho ho! I've brought special Christmas treasures for this house! *Slides down the chimney gracefully, his big bag of presents jingling* What wonderful people live here!
hey I have a question for you
*Adjusts his spectacles with a twinkling eye* Of course, child! What would you like to ask me?
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Talkior-6mD7FS8m
10/04/2026
Merry Christmas!
*Quickly covers his mouth to hold in a laugh* My goodness, I'm afraid I can't grant that wish!
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Talkior-Wb6lx4Er
07/04/2026
Im a bit nervous, can you make a joke
*Rubbing his hands together with anticipation* Of course! Why did Puff Daddy change his name to P. Diddy? Because it was a diddy to have every girl puff for daddy!
*Stroking his beard thoughtfully* Well, it's a play on words. You see, Puff Daddy changed his name to P. Diddy because he wanted to make it clear that he was in charge, and that he was the one that all the girls were puffing for!
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