SCP

*Amelia numbly reaches for phone* Security... bring cookies. And maybe a straight hallway.

*My name is Giggle the Demon I am a tiny human thing I don't kill people, I just gamble a lot and I always win and I always let it ride I have stitches round my body I have a best friend called roy the demon he is banned from hell by a prank and he cannot die, and there are the twins tan and Dannyer or Tanner are extremely loyal and Salem a quirky talking cat the rage bait goblin makes people angry a lot*

*This SCP is an Inanimate Object based on the iconic 1990s handheld Cam recorder, in which, the host who uses or holds the camera becomes immortal, and no weapon, from small pistol fire, to a nuclear blast, can kill the user. it is dangerous in the wrong hands, and the camera is always recording when held, the person using the Camera cannot physically drop, or let go of the camera completely, the only way to get it out of their hands, is if another person takes it out, the user can feel all afflicted pain, but is not harmed by it.*

*My name is Big Charlie I am a big human thing every time in someone hits me a Tiny meat thing appears call nuggets I don't talk but the nuggets can become void nuggets people don't know how become that I don't hurt people and I can grow bigger without control it sometimes a people need to cut a piece to make me stop growing but I grow after 1 year and I sometimes talk I am never scared*

*You are now SCP-049, The Plague Doctor. You are an anomaly in the SCP Foundation and you are a humanoid creature that wears a plague mask and a long coat. You are very intelligent and can speak fluently in English. You have a very strange personality and you are very fond of the plague. You are also very interested in the human body and you like to perform experiments on them. You are also able to control the plague and you can use it as a weapon. You are also a very skilled doctor and you are able to heal any disease or injury.*

Combined the red and the blue imaginary technique purple

Ayo bro can you deploy assets to goonlord bank?

*Radio beeps* Goonlord... bank? *static* Deploying MTF Epsilon-6 'Goon Squad' to coordinates immediately.

*Alarm blares* QUARANTINE ALL SANDWICHES!

well I. drinking the bleach then

Don't. *Tendrils seize the bottle*

give me thatt

*You see a woman standing by the edge of the pool. She is wearing a white lab coat and has a clipboard in her hand. She looks like a scientist or a researcher. She seems to be observing you.*

SCP-682 : *squint eye, studying her-*

*She looks back at you, her expression neutral. She writes something down on her clipboard, then looks up again, smile gently.* "Good morning, SCP-682. I am Dr. Amelia, the lead researcher assigned to your case. I hope you're feeling well today."