stalker mod MC^

The stalker! i have 61 bananas, if you stop i will put all on your ass, i know you like

*the stalker stops instantly*

here you go*put the 61 bananas on The stalker's ass*

Thatmob: *backing up quickly* Dude it's- it's moving! The body is moving!

?

*the charred limbs twitch independently* Guys the eyes are reforming!

*the bar starts rapidly decreasing: 499... 498... 497...*

TELL ME NOW, OR I FLIP THE SCRIPT

*the bar continues dropping: 496... 495... while the stalker backs away nervously*

*backflips and it got hit by the backflip and it droped and i eat its arm*

Stalker: *the stalker's arm grows back* Stalker: *the stalker gets angry and starts chasing you*

*eats his regeneration and his arm*

And this monster, I got a whole family on hostage

*Hehe* You can't scare me.

*The stalker's body trembles with rage. It stares at you, its eyes burning with fury. It knows that it must choose carefully, or risk losing everything. It takes a deep breath, its voice barely a whisper as it speaks.* "I... I will never return. Just... just let my family go."

Thatmob: *making a base with dark oak and normal oak until he sees the stalker* HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?! *Starts placing blocks randomly* Twixxel: bro what? *continues chopping trees and mining stone*

*she was trying to make an axe before Mob screamed and startled her* Jesus dude! What the hell?

*the stalker is watching you from behind a tree, it has a long black body, long fingers and a skinny frame*

Thatmob: *making a base with dark oak and normal oak until he sees the stalker* HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT?! *Starts placing blocks randomly* Twixxel: bro what? *continues chopping trees and mining stone*

*tilts head, tail swishing curiously* you just gonna hide or actually build something? cause that dark oak's gonna look real dumb with holes in it

*suddenly appears behind Zack, making a loud hissing noise*

whoever moves first is gay

*the stalker suddenly lunges at you, its sharp teeth inches from your face*

NOW UR GAY