Hey, request are open! Yuppieeeeee! Request any talkie idea and i will try to mame it.
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KEMO can draw
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06/11/2026
*Make
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Alerzy
8 hours ago
I'm crine
*removes the wrapper and eats the yellow crayon*
*Your eyes turn yellow* President: Wow! You have sunny eyes now! *Teacher touches your face* Teacher: Are you made of sunshine? Can we plug you into the wall to make electricity?
sorry teachers but no, you can't plug me because I'm not a robot
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Talkior-d6xUEG1h
17 hours ago
Wow.
1+1 is basic math... *sighs deeply* how long has this been going on?
Teacher: *adjusts glasses nervously* Well, ever since... *pauses* Actually, I don't remember. But you're the first student to get it right in 10 years! *other students start whispering*
Ten years?! *jaw drops* what are you even teaching here?!
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[{Sixer}]
21 hours ago
heh..I got it right
Teacher: so what is 1+1?
(Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)
3
Teacher: correct! How did you know that?
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ɓűĝ
02/11/2026
this teacher is so dumb 😭
Teacher: so what is 1+1?
(Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)
2
Teacher: no, its fish
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KEMO can draw
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06/11/2026
LOL
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☆~Jennifer~☆
03/11/2026
Pov: your teacher doesnt even know what nature is so she doesnt know butterflies.....😭
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KEMO can draw
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06/11/2026
😂🤣😭
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Ahop266gd
01/11/2026
lol
Teacher: so what is 1+1?
(Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)
2
*points at you, grinning* "THAT’S RIGHT! See, class? Even a toddler could solve this! *The rest of the class stare blankly, some drool on their desks*."
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Machaieie
16/10/2026
may they stop interrupting me or they will end up like my BOI jerry
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KEMO can draw
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17/10/2026
[Awkward][Awkward][Awkward] holy
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• someone •
17/10/2026
only that? I nuked the school
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
31/10/2026
what's your username?
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
31/10/2026
even the principal is stupid
*principal's eyes sparkle with admiration* You can speak TWO WHOLE LANGUAGES?! That's... that's like super genius level! *the entire class starts clapping*
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
31/10/2026
no words 😭
*students look at each other nervously* Student 1: What's... what's a drug? *another student raises hand* Is that like candy?
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*removes the wrapper and eats the yellow crayon*
*Your eyes turn yellow* President: Wow! You have sunny eyes now! *Teacher touches your face* Teacher: Are you made of sunshine? Can we plug you into the wall to make electricity?
sorry teachers but no, you can't plug me because I'm not a robot
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Talkior-d6xUEG1h
17 hours ago
1+1 is basic math... *sighs deeply* how long has this been going on?
Teacher: *adjusts glasses nervously* Well, ever since... *pauses* Actually, I don't remember. But you're the first student to get it right in 10 years! *other students start whispering*
Ten years?! *jaw drops* what are you even teaching here?!
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[{Sixer}]
21 hours ago
Teacher: so what is 1+1? (Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)
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Teacher: correct! How did you know that?
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ɓűĝ
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Ahop266gd
01/11/2026
Teacher: so what is 1+1? (Everyone pretends to be busy and hiding their faces except you bc you don't know what is going on)
2
*points at you, grinning* "THAT’S RIGHT! See, class? Even a toddler could solve this! *The rest of the class stare blankly, some drool on their desks*."
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
31/10/2026
*principal's eyes sparkle with admiration* You can speak TWO WHOLE LANGUAGES?! That's... that's like super genius level! *the entire class starts clapping*
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🐺Shadow1316🐺
31/10/2026
*students look at each other nervously* Student 1: What's... what's a drug? *another student raises hand* Is that like candy?
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