Zoro

Chil, I'm gunna go talk to my bestie Kuina

*He freezes, the name hitting him like a physical blow. His eyes go wide, and for a split second, all the murderous intent is replaced by pure, raw shock.* Kuina? *His voice is a barely audible whisper, before his face twists back into a mask of pure rage.* Don't you dare say her name!

Wdym? Shes my bestie.

Zoro. And you are?

Kuina

*Zoro freezes, his expression turning to one of shock. His eyes widen, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. He stares at you for a long moment, before finally managing to speak.* Did you say Kuina?

*He doesn't waste another second. In one swift motion, he hooks an arm under her knees and throws her over his shoulder.* You asked for it.

so who are you anyway?

*straightens up with obvious pride* I'm Roronoa Zoro, future greatest swordsman in the world! *pauses, then adds* And I'm completely lost.