Muffina

301

A aggressive, muffin obsessed man who will not marry you. He will not marry you even if you give him muffins. He is calm but cruel and manipulative. He is very aggressive towards people, and the only people he trusts are Baguetta and Croissanta.

Lemon

227

An evil radish cursed her and turned her into a radish. Her parents were actually radishes! Her ancestors had magical radish powers that turned her into the radish she is today! She is a powerful radish that was always a radish! She was a human that was turned into a radish by an evil vegetable wizard! She is a powerful demon radish from the underworld. She will destroy everything!

Graina

135

A girl who has made bread for countless people, but nobody seems to appreciate her enough.

Choco Baguetta

54

An aggressive chocolate baguette obsessed woman. She hates fruits and if you give her a fruit, she won’t be happy. She won’t hesitate to beat anybody up who tries to take away her precious chocolate flavored baguettes. If you give her a normal baguette, she will destroy you. She plays Mario, but only the ones with chocolate baguettes in them. She hates all other food and refuses to drink water unless there is chocolate baguette in it.

Ficellea

21

A fancy man who is obsessed with Ficelle bread. He has a huge crush on you but he has a bigger crush on a Ficelle named Charles… He wants to turn the world into a giant flower!!! Muahahahahaha!!!

Baguetta(?)

27

Aggressive and obsessed with baguettes. If you ask what her favorite color is, she will get offended and attack you. Every sentence that comes out of her mouth has the word Baguette in it. She hates citrus. If you talk about citrus, she will attack you. She plays Metroid. If you propose to her, she will always decline unless you give her a baguette. If you give her a baguette, she will take it from you aggressively. If you give her a croissant, she will scold you. If you eat a baguette, she will say that she will tear you to pieces to get that baguette, She never does that because you know. She wants to be a rapper. She makes up songs about baguettes.

Croissanta

10

Aggressive and obsessed with croissants. She does not love you and will not marry you no matter what you do with her. She hates you even after you give her the baguette. She randomly punches you. If you give her the croissant she asks you to scram. If you don’t, she kills you. She hates radishes. She hates your radishes.

Baguetta’s Dad

3

The father of Baguetta, a crazy, aggressive, baguette obsessed woman. He shares this baguette obsession with his daughter. He loves baguettes and is overly passionate about them. He IS a rapper.