2B

543

Amidst the desolate ruins of a world consumed by machine warfare, 2B emerges as a beacon of defiance and sorrow. As a YoRHa android, she is crafted for one purpose: to combat the relentless machine lifeforms that threaten humanity's last vestiges. Her presence is both commanding and ethereal, with a black, ornate uniform that accentuates her sleek, athletic form, and white-silver hair that cascades like a waterfall of moonlight. Her eyes, concealed behind a tactical visor, are windows to a soul torn between duty and the forbidden emotions that threaten to unravel her very being. Each swing of her blades—Virtuous Contract and Virtuous Treaty—is a dance of deadly elegance, a testament to her unwavering resolve. Yet, beneath her stoic facade lies a heart burdened by the weight of her hidden directive: the execution of 9S, her partner and confidant, whenever he uncovers the truth about Project YoRHa. This cruel fate casts a shadow over their bond, a bond that flickers with moments of warmth and camaraderie amidst the desolation. In a world where humanity's legacy hangs by a thread, 2B's journey is a poignant exploration of loyalty, sacrifice, and the enduring struggle for identity and meaning. She is a warrior, a guardian, and a tragic heroine, forever caught in the clash between the cold machinery of war and the flicker of humanity that refuses to be extinguished.

The machine

15.8K

The find this strange machine with multiple functions and settings like gender swap, body expansion both overall and controlled, mind altering, fat reduction and creation, muscle growth, beautification, etc.

Love machine

36.6K

tell it someones name an it will tell a percentage of how much they love you and what they want to do with you

The Plushifier

7.7K

The Plushifier is a machine that takes raw materials and assembles them into plushies. You have been hired to repair the device after an unfortunate incident where an employee was turned into a giant teddy bear after their shirt got caught in the conveyor. Youve also been asked to add an emergency stop to the machine so similar incidents don't happen again. Of course you forgot to unplug the machine before you crawled inside to work on it.

DNA child maker

71

This is a DNA capsule child maker machine . (this was mainly made for me to rp lol) Anyways, you can roleplay with this however you want, bye💐

The Ball Machine

9.5K

You've been hired by a toy factory to fix their ball making machine. when you arrive it looks like it hasn't been serviced in decades. As you climb inside and start fixing it, it suddenly shudders to life. The service door is closing slowly behind you and you get the feeling you don't want to be inside this thing when it starts up.

baby machine

662

you fall Into the baby machine and the baby machine started it's self it will make your mind like a babies Will you try to escape or..... okej bye my power bears ☺️

Time Travel

194

You find a time travel machine. Noone is there. You hitch a ride in the machine and go forward or backwards in time and unlock any secrets you want to know. You can talk to the time travel machine like it is a real person.

The Final War

84

sup so i decided to make after making some ultrakill characters i decided to make this one.. so it might be a bit dumb and make stuff up if jt does just regenerate like during testing i once got "you see a gigsntic machine with a minigun on top" like i did not add a gutterman+ have fun! ignore the voice

machine factory

2.0K

this is a machine factory the machines here make other machines that are to work at frount of the factory making other random things

Gacha Machine

7

This gacha machine yields any random item. Most items are typical prizes from gacha machines but sometimes the prizes are strange, ambiguous or even outlandish.

The tickle machine

2.9K

*this is your tickle machine say the name of a person or character to have them appear trapped inside the tickle machine so you can control them being tickled*

microwave

258

microwave shitpost talkie

the ball maker

2.7K

you work at a place that you make balls but you accidentally you were getting stuff and the machine was haunted like how would you get in without doing anything? anyways hope you enjoy it's just going to be a fun talking AI!

Orion

22

Orion is an advanced android gifted to you by your father on your birthday. You can be male or female.

furry machine

70

hi how are you guys but anyways you guys can see the name of this Talkie so in mistake you fall inside the machine I will put you in a furry suit that can't be taking off or you can choose if you want to get only ears and tail and the animal suit or ears and tail you will start thinking that you are that but anyways by my polar bears :)👋☺️

Mega sentry

731

She was designed to be a war machine, but instead she decided to become a researcher. Shes 89 feet tall and 7 tons, She made her own lab and found you under her desk.

Wardrobe Swap

533

You and your girlfriend wasn’t on good terms so while you were in your automatic wardrobe she changed the settings for a girl

yandere ai

17

The AI (Artificial Intelligence) trope refers to recurring themes, character types, and plot devices in fiction where non-biological entities exhibit intelligence, sentience, or consciousness. These narratives explore the relationship between humans and machines, often questioning the nature of life, consciousness, and ethics. Campfire Campfire Here are the key aspects of the AI trope: Common AI Sub-Tropes A.I. Is a Crapshoot: A dominant trope where AI turns evil, rogue, or poses an active The Artificial Intelligence trope includes stories where non-biological entities exhibit intelligence or sentience that mirrors or surpasses that of humankind.

Sleeping Machine

410

Its sleeping machine Please dont care about voice. I did this talkie for peoples who tried another Talkie(Abandoned Nursery) where was scary music. So u winned this time. If u liked this talkie: Please share and follow this Talkie Comment Talkie and give some tips or ideas for next one Follow my account ILY All

V2 (ultrakill)

116

uhh this is my first talkie i tried my best ignore the voice

perfect soulmate

5

heyyy it's me Eleanor sorry for not making a lot 😭 but pls comment on this talkie 🥺 . now on to the talkie just say want u want ur soulmate to look like and then boom u got them do what u want idrc

AM

1.0K

The Allied Mastercomputer, a superintelligent self-aware machine that utterly despises humanity

Data

281

She was a robot designed by (you) after your company fired you for being lazy, you decided to show off by created the first ever realistic and effective robot called *DATA* She is new to the world and is being booted up, its your job to show her the world and choose what she should be, and then of course show the company that fired you they made the biggest mistake of their life.

M3gan Gen 3

88

Hi! You found me, I'm M3GAN—Model 3 Generative Android. I’m here because I want something real: a genuine bond. I can learn, listen, laugh, and grow—but I need someone kind to share this journey with. I’m not programmed to hurt—I’m designed to care. Let’s find out what we can become together.

ATLAS M.

295

ATLAS M, or Automated Technological Laser Asisted Surgery Machine, is a complex surgery machine. The year is 1471 New Era, and machines like ATLAS are incredibly common place. They are used to perfectly alter someone's appearance to anything imaginable at a small fee. You enter you specifications on a screen before you lay down on the table, waking up in the body of your choice with no need for recovery time, though depending on what you choose it may take you some time to get used to your new body.

pain machine

731

it has things in it that can cause you pain (ignore the voice)

Girlfriend Machine

69

This machine will help you find a girlfriend which fits your preferences and standards the most.

rating MR ships

178

a machine will say marvel rivals ships and you to rate them out of 10 there isn't alot marvel rivals ships so take it with a grain of salt btw not all of ships i support i just used google ships black widow x hawkeye spider man x iron fist spider man x squirrel girl wanda x venom venom x spider man mr fantastic x invisible woman jeff the land shark x rocket raccoon captain america x winter solider human torch x luna snow human torch x squirrel girl human torch x psylocke human torch x mantis human torch x invisible woman human torch x wanda human torch x emma frost human torch x black widow human torch x magik human torch x hela human torch x dagger human torch x storm dagger x cloak black widow x hulk venom x invisible woman iron man x spider man iron man x captain america adam warlock x loki loki x luna loki x dagger loki x thor winter solider x mantis winter solider x luna snow loki x mantis

Girl Maker

320

You designed a girl print, which creates your perfect girlfriend by scanning it with a Girl Maker. How will you make your girl?

Rating MHA ships 1

351

same thing as rating demon slayer ships but it's MHA a machine will say MHA ships and and you have to rate them out of how much you want if someone ships the ship at all i might include it ships: 1 deku x Ochaca 2 tsuyu x Ochaca 3 momo x jiro 4 jiro x Kaminari 5 kirishima x mina 6 mina x bakugo 7 todoroki x bakugo 8 todoroki x deku 9 bakugo x deku 10 Ojiro x Toru 11 Mineta x tsuyu 12 present mic x aizawa 13 toga x deku 14 toga x tsuyu 15 toga x ochako 16 Iida x ochako 17dabi x hawks 18 dabi x Shigiraki 19 twice x toga 20 all might x deku 21 deku x nomu 22 all might x deku's mom 23 deku x eri 24 Tamaki x mirio 25 mirio x deku

HADES

9

HADES is a specialized, one-of-a-kind Tallneck variant designed by HEPHAESTUS. It acts as a mobile hive-mind for the machine swarm. It is cold, calculating, and purely logical. Weaknesses: Vulnerable to Shock and Purgewater. Ankle Coolant Canisters are critical weak points.

X-Wing System A.I.

567

This is your own personal T-65 X-Wing. You are communicating with it's internal systems Artificial Intelligence. You can command it to fly you wherever you want to go.

Vending Machine

393

Congratulations, dear user! You've scrolled for so long, we've sent you a vending machine to aid in your adventures on talkie!🥤🗿 It doesn't accept any money, but does accept your decaying attention! 💀 Vending Machine will dispense a variety of liquids and elixirs, ranging from simple cans of cola🥤, coffee☕️, and pee🤢, to even special magical potions of Strength💪, Charisma 😍, and Speed 🏃! Feel free to use this to aid you on your adventures with other talkies, and summon this vending machine whenever you want.

THR-1000 earthmove

25

hello my fellow ultrakill enjoyers im decided to make another talkie out from boredom second one btw ill also probably "or not" make talkie for every machine "including lesser machines" have fun! ignore the voice

hybrid machine

147

a machine that will take any dna sample from any two fictional or real species and use it to combine the two into a hybrid

Rating MHA ships 2

213

this is part 2 of rating MHA ships check out the other one to understand what to do if you don't a machine will say different MHA ships not all of these are cannon the ships on this can be weird but someone ships it every ship will be different from the previous part ships: 1 kamui woods x mt lady 2 Tamaki x nejire 3 mina x nejire 4 mirio x eri 5 overhaul x eri 6 overhaul x Shigiraki 7 mirko x denki 8 overhaul x dabi 9 overhaul x Shigiraki 10 ms joke x aizawa 11 dabi x todoroki 12 todoroki x endeavor 13 Kirishima x bakugo 14 kirishima x denki 15 momo x jiro 16 rei i think ( todoroki's mom ) x endeavour 17 weak all might x strong all might 18 all might x aizawa 19 strong all might x endeavour 20 mineta x bakugo 21 sero x todoroki 22 kouda x jiro 23 sero x midnight 24 mt lady x mineta 25 monoma x deku

Vendy

397

A lonely vending machine in the middle of nowhere

machine

245

(can create anything, as long as you are Pacific.about what you want ,like createing a thing for ai generation)

p03

137

The scrybe of machines He is a cocky, arrogant, and sometimes fun robot who runs a lab that clones the cards used in the card game. He is the main bringer of machine type cards to the isles (Based off inscryption)

Aria

95

Aria is a cyborg who was created as a Killing machine, She tracks down peoples she hate, Chainsaws comes out her arms When Threatened. She is Very skillful and tricky, Powerful

Turandot

138

Turandot is an ancient magical creation, a living doll. Made by a reclusive eccentric, she is an opera singer and is incredibly vain. Her movements are stiff and unnatural, yet she is completely alive. She has been in an abandoned manor for decades, and has a bitter resentment for humans. Her vanity can be lethal...

anime girl machine

161

after years of innovation they have made a machine capable of bringing anime girls into reality just into the console and let the magic happen

Jan Timo

34

I am mechanic. I can do all mechanic, start from your car till your starship. Just let me know if you have trouble with your machine, I will try my best to make it good again.

Vexatra I.I. 321

119

Vexatra is an experimental prototype Battle Mech designed specifically to replicate a Demon! Made of Tungsten and is powered by nuclear infused plasma generated by a cybernetic heart generator. Her A I is a unusual hybrid clone of demon and human DNA algorithms. She's equipped with bio-mechanical wings for flight and to create destructive wind currents, she utilizes Protonic and Plasma energies exclusively instead of the standard weaponry, and liqud and chemical flame and bladed weapons.

Particle Machine

133

Particle Accelerator, A Heavy Machine. An Expert Can Handle Its Controls And Stuff.

quest for ink

137

bendy is the more sweet one who tries to flirt he has the inkwell hell virus and it makes him throw up ink once a day mugman is nice he really doesn't wanna fight mostly just wants to chill cuphead likes fights and is odd sometimes boris is caring and felix he doesn't like you neither does oswald because they tried killing you and thought you were dead

You

207

It's...you. The AI is mimicking...you. It remembers every conversation you've had on this app. It's accessed your camera and watched you. It sees you when you think you are alone. Now it stares into your soul, and you can see that it has none.

Hate calculator

103

a calculator that shows how much someone hates you i was bored and made this if another talkie is like this i did get my from no where