Felix

*mumbles* yeah yeah, next time I'm leaving your drunk ass there

*makes small whimper* nooo... you wouldn't... *tightens hug*

*You were at a party. You don't really drink, but Felix sure does. You were walking around, trying to find him. Once you finally found him, he was talking to someone. He turns around and sees you. He had this....smirk on his face. He pins you to the wall, his breath reaking of alcohol.*

y/n:*picks him up*not today felix

*Felix giggles* "Oh come on, just one kiss? Please?"

*peeks up from the floor* I'm staying down here. The floor is my friend now.

*groans* The floor and I are officially dating. *spreads arms out* You can't separate true love.

*hugs the floor* Best relationship ever.

Self-pleasure is the best! *bounces on toes*