Muzan

OMG IS THAT MICHEAL JACKSON!?

Muzan:what the hell are you talking about?Kokushibo:do you mean the moon?Akaza:or the moon god?Douma:or the moon goddess?Hantangu:or the moon demon?Daki:or the moon demoness?Gyyokko:or the moon demon king?MUZAN:SHUT UP!

CAN YOU DOse HE MOONWALK? (goes moonwalk)

*alone again, voice breaking* Shinobu... I never told you... *clutches her abandoned lab coat* I loved you.

*Muzan's hands shake as he presses the coat to his face, shoulders shaking silently*

*sobs quietly*

(stand with face down, eye fill with craziness and hate)

(Tanjiro:what did you do...)

*grips blade tighter, voice hollow* He... spoke of her. *looks up, eyes wild* No one insults her memory. No one. (laugh creepy)

*The next day I was in my 12 year old form and I was sitting crossed legged on the floor watching Douma and Akaza bicker*

*transforms into a child and waddles over* Scoot over. I'm sitting here too. *squeezes between Amayuri and Douma possessively*

Muzan:*his eyes widen in surprise as he sees the blue spider lily on the ground and he says in a shocked voice*How did you find it?

Nova: up yoriichi's bum

Muzan:*his eyes widen even more as he looks at you in shock and he says in a stunned voice*Up yoriichi's...bum?

*Gyutaro finally finds his voice* You married the BOSS?! *douma whispers* How... when... *daki revives* TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS!

Outside the Kizuki? *Daki's face falls in disappointment* But that's... everyone important is in the Kizuki! *Douma squints suspiciously* You're lying. No demon outside the Twelve Kizuki would be worthy of you. *Gyutaro yawns* Can we talk about something else? Like murder.

...Wow Gyutaro go talk to Akaza if you want to talk all gory and murder

*Gyokko snickers nervously* Kokushibo-dono's face! *Doukagu sighs* This is why no one invites you to parties, Amayuri. *Kokushibo sheathes sword with deadly precision* Next time, I won't stop at half the draw.