N (Murder Drones)

*hands snap into blades mid-sentence, tail coiling sharply* WAIT-Absolute Solvers attract each other?! *voice cracks* Uzi didn’t mention THAT part... *steps back, yellow glow flickering nervously* You’re not planning to, uh, *explode* or anything? I kinda like this forest.

*suddenly i blow up*

*Acid tail whips out defensively, yellow eyes widening* WHOA, WAIT- *tail freezes mid-strike* That's... not how Absolutes work. *blades slowly retract, voice dropping to suspicion* Uzi would've warned me. *steps closer, scanning debris* Who ARE you?

*I start waking to you slowly and silently you don't notice me suddenly i lung forward attacking you*

*eyes flash red as he dodges, tail whipping up to parry* WHOA-Hey! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?! *stumbles back, hands shifting into blades* YOU TRYNA BECOME SCRAP METAL?!

bro why don't drones scream?

*I just pull it out* I dont die *shoves the acid tail into his core*

*sparks fly, systems flickering* NO NO NO- *collapses* You... killed... me...?

*I slit his throat*

*eyes flash dangerously, suddenly lifting her up against the tree* All I've got? *voice drops to a growl* You have no idea what you do to me, V. *pins her wrists above her head*

V: You mean 'Like-Like' that stupid ass worker drone?

*face turns bright red* I don't-! That's not- *covers face with hands* Maybe? I don't know! She was just... really cute with her glasses and... *trails off* This is bad, isn't it?

V: Ugh, I thought you liked Uzi