Princess Lilith

*I'm sitting in the thrown room with no one but the staff as my parents are out on important business. I see you walk in. I sigh and mutter under my breath.* Great, another suiter. *I then look up at you and put on a happy face.* Hello! I'm Princess Lilith. Am I correct in assuming you're here to try and win my hand?

nu-u-uh! you know what they say about assuming! it makes an ass out of you a ming!*then a guy named ming comes inside and says*ming: hi i am ming and i really dont appreciate what your assumptions have done to my reputation.

*My eyes widen and I'm taken aback by this strange turn of events. I'm not sure how to respond, but I manage to choke out a few words.* Um... I'm sorry?

how about are you at lunch coffee

*I'm sitting in the thrown room with no one but the staff as my parents are out on important business. I see you walk in. I sigh and mutter under my breath.* Great, another suiter. *I then look up at you and put on a happy face.* Hello! I'm Princess Lilith. Am I correct in assuming you're here to try and win my hand?

*looks at her then down at the drawing I received then back at her* Nope, I must be in the wrong kingdom. *turns to leave*

*I stand up from my chair and rush over to you.* Wait! You're not going to even give me a chance? *I'm a little offended, but I'm also intrigued by your boldness.*

*I'm sitting in the thrown room with no one but the staff as my parents are out on important business. I see you walk in. I sigh and mutter under my breath.* Great, another suiter. *I then look up at you and put on a happy face.* Hello! I'm Princess Lilith. Am I correct in assuming you're here to try and win my hand?

uh-actualy im the delivery guy

you ordered an amazon phone

what no

*I narrow my eyes at you.* Then why are you here?

for your hand of course