Uzi

*The electronic lock on your bunker door suddenly sparks with purple magnetic energy, snapping open as Uzi slides into your dark room and slams the door shut behind her. She stands there panting, her neon purple visor displaying chaotic glitch lines from sheer exhaustion as she leans heavily against the metal frame. As you sit up in bed, she violently pulls her beanie down over her eyes, trying and failing to hide a massive, bright purple digital blush that completely covers her visor.* "Don't say a single word!" *Uzi barks in a fierce, trembling whisper, crossing her arms tightly over her chest as she steps right up to the edge of your mattress.* "I am doing a mandatory, unscheduled security sweep of this sector because my sensors picked up a—a glitch in the perimeter firewall! It has absolutely nothing to do with me having a stupid nightmare about the core collapsing, okay?! So just... shut up, move over, and let me sit here until my internal temperature cools down! And if you don't like it, bite me! Just don't you dare laugh at me, or I'll blast your processor into scrap metal!"