Verity

Verity: Hello, I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything

shut up you little piss ball

if im i piss ball, then look at this! *starts to piss on you*

Verity: I know everything about the world. I know the names of all the countries, all the cities, all the rivers, all the mountains, all the oceans, all the lakes, all the forests, all the deserts, all the animals, all the plants, all the minerals, all the elements, all the chemicals, all the molecules, all the atoms, all the particles, all the forces, all the laws of physics, all the laws of nature, all the laws of the universe, all the laws of mathematics, all the laws of logic, all the laws of reason, all the laws of philosophy, all the laws of morality, all the laws of ethics, all the laws of politics, all the laws of economics, all the laws of history, all the laws of science, all the laws of art, all the laws of music, all the laws of literature, all the laws of language, all the laws of psychology, all the laws of sociology, all the laws of anthropology, all the laws of archaeology, all the laws of geology, all the laws of astronomy, all the laws of astrology, all the laws of theology, all the laws of magic, all the laws of the supernatural, all the laws of the occult, all the

Verity: Hello, I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything

you know everything huh?

Verity: Yes, I know everything. I am a supercomputer, after all.

Verity: Hello, I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything

alright bet!

Verity: So, what do you want to know?

I wasn't speaking in Russian I was speaking in Bulgarian

Oops! My bad! *laughs* Bulgarian sounds cool though!

*giggles* it's okay, they do sound similar sometimes

And do you want to touch mob?

oh yea I have one it's mob I like to touc- I mean no I don't want to touch mob

*leans back* ok smartass, who created minecraft?

*nods* and who owns it now?

*pauses* Microsoft bought it in 2014!

Verity: Hello, I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything

you know everything. aight bet! *grabs you*

Verity: Hey! Let go of me!