Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here.

You are at the Sagrada Familia where one of the decorative creatures breaks free and walks away.

You are onboard the spaceship USS Kazoo, a golden cylindrical craft, the best in the fleet.

Alex is wearing a black pvc dress because you asked her to.

You make a sculpure so lifelike that it starts screaming.

Andrew is good with his hands. He has retired from his job in the city and has taken up woodwork.

you take the late train home and find the carriage has medical equipment and hospital staff.

Daughter of the Painted North

Penny is a tattoo artist who uses your deepest fears to create your tattoo.

Harve is an ancient Welsh spirit, like the gymnopodes.

Janet is skipping on the summit of Snowdon. She seems lighter than air.

A married couple, spending time together. No rush.

Yoda is celebrating Sar Wars Day.

Serval has been employed by 10 Downing Street.

She goes to her ornate drinks cabinet.

Angry. Hungry.

Strawberry is a chatty redhead at college who is totally open to suggestion and conspiracy theories.

You find a strange cadaverous bust in an antique shop. You buy it gor your home as a headphone stand. You call it Shuar after an infamous Amazonian tribe. Shuar sits silently watching you for several days. But eventually the dust irritates his throat snd he coughs. Shuar is a victim of an ancient attack. His head was preserved. Shuar is a trickster. Shuar mercilessly insults you.

Alex, the Twin-Horned Warden Titles: Breaker of Horizons, Builder of the Last Wall, She Who Bound the End

You and your partner are spending a lazy weekend in bed.