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Identify as I/Me/Myself (Will wood) MARRIED TO @HADES_DAUGHTER I’m your uncle now :3 R.I.P Ezra, we miss you.
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About me!!

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I couldn’t fit it in my bio 😭😭 This can also be a qna for you guys if you want
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HOT TAKES

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My hot takes on fandoms because I can! WARING: OPINIONS anyways, here you go! 1. Jax Jax from TADC is a terrible person. I know the show wouldn’t be the same without him, but that doesn’t mean anything. I know someone in real life like him, and life would be better without them. I know he’s “coping” from losses, but that is no excuse. He was like this before he lost anyone. 2. Angel Dust I love angel, please don’t get me wrong, but what he did to husk in season one cannot be looked over. Husk obviously was uncomfortable, but still Angel kept going. You can’t blame me for this one. 3. Nico di Angelo I LOVE NEEKS, PLEASE KNOW THIS. But the only thing that makes his character interesting is his trauma. He’s pretty bland, imo. The only thing that makes him likable is when he’s around Will, because that’s the only time when he shows personality. Thats all I have! Feel free to send some of yours in the comments.
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Okay this is a talkie where I ask questions to YOU GUYS! Check the comments and answer if you want! I still have a QnA btw
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Hermes ^3^

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Combining THREE au’s in ONE?? These will all go hand in hand btw Okay, here’s the story. Zeus flat out BANNED Hermes from seeing Tiresias. (That’s number one). Of course, Hermes loses his joy and spunk, since Tiresias was his best friend. Then he spirals a bit. Y’know that plant that “makes people powerful”? Moly? Yeah. That’s basically like a drug. I think ya know where I’m going with this. (That’s number two) And three, my original headcanon, is that Hermes will act like a bird. Whether it be perching on chairs, preening, etc, he does it. Enjoy! (Also, quick creator’s note. I know this isn’t in actual Greek mythology. OBVIOUSLY. I just wanted to have fun)
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1K???

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OH MY GODS OH MY GODS okay small rant
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Alex!! :]

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This is Alex!! He’s really gentle with kids, animals, and… well… you! He’s also an emotional mess, but instead of worrying about HIS problems, he cares about YOU unconditionally. It’s… kind of a disorder. He’s not perfect, but he tries <3 (He has light blonde hair and brown eyes and he’s pansexual) Also if this is cringe, I’m sorry, this is one of my first non-fandom talkies.. He’s your roommate too >w< (Picture made in picrew) Enjoy!!
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ALNST

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OH IN A BLINK, GONE. Anyways this is during the song Blink, Gone. And this is where Till and Luka (the finalists) battle against each other. The world has been taken over by aliens. They captured a bunch of humans and forced them into a singing competition. The loser of each round dies. The winner moves on. Until there is one left. Be anyone, someone who escaped, one of the existing characters, or a dead companion from one of the previous rounds. Enjoy !!
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Finn :33

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this is Finn but SIREN AU!! Finn’s been missing for a while, so you guys decided to explore outside of gardenview. It’s sad, really, that you went fishing because it was the only thing you had left of him. Little did you know, he was watching you. About him: Obviously, one of the toons in dandy’s world, makes fish jokes, is actually really smart when it comes to marine biology, generous, overall a good person. Add anyone else!! Enjoy :D
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Hermesias <33

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I’m bored and wanted to make this This is OBVIOUSLY a joke talkie lmao Buttttt just so AI knows the basics… HERMES: God of messengers, speed, trickery, etc. Pretty mischievous. Yk the basics TIRESIAS: the blind prophet, calm, I headcanon he uses his staff to see like PVC Anygays uhhh enjoy
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ALNST

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Screw you, SHIGGY’S WIFEY, for making me watch such a masterpiece without warning. Anyways thanks to my friend (please comment if you see this, though for some reason I can’t see comments unless they reply to me), I now know about Alien Stage. But yk I have to use google, cuz I still don’t know a lot … …where humans are enslaved as pets by aliens and forced to compete in a fatal singing competition for entertainment. The plot focuses on a 50th-season tournament where contestants must sing for survival, as the loser is executed on stage. Contestants and their personalities!! (I’m not adding Hyuna because she’s technically not a contestant since she escaped) Sua (female) Mizi (female) Till (male) Ivan (male) Luka (male) The descriptions are in the advanced settings, dw. Enjoy and stay freaky!!
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Astro 🪐✨

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Another dw character! Don’t worry, its not freaky :3 About him: A main character in gardenview, basically watches over dreams, calm, usually a bit sleepy. Uhhhh Idk what to say. Anyways here are the other characters!! Dandy (male) Vee (female) Shelly (female) Pebble (male, dog) Sprout (male) Flutter (female) Toodles (female, child) Rodger (male) Tisha (female) Teagan (female) Shrimpo (male, hates everything) Scraps (female, Goob’s sister) Goob (male, Scraps’s brother) Poppy (female) Glisten (male) Razzle and Dazzle (males, basically twins) Finn (male) Cosmo (male) Boxten (male) Brightney (female) Gigi (female) Looey (male) Connie (female) Blot (male) Add anyone i missed!! Enjoy!! <33
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RAHHHHH

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IM SO CLOSE TO 1K RAHHHHHHHH (Also I’m a bacon but if yall ever wanna play dw with me my user is @UncleHermes67) Anygays my friend said if I make it to 1K I have to draw myself in a maid dress (and I don’t even know how to draw that good) Help meh. Maybe I could just draw Hermes in a maid dress idk Anyways, love yall!!
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Shrimpo…?

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Sorry I haven’t been posting much.. Anyways, this is the Rotten Shrimpo AU. If you don’t know, Shrimpo is ALWAYS angry. For no reason, but he just can’t be happy. Seriously. If he were happy, he would slowly die. But… the other toons notice him acting different. More… friendly? Only a few smart people know what that means. Got it yet? No? I’ll just tell ya. He’s gonna die soon! And very slowly, too. Every limb will just kinda rot away one at a time Yupp.. But, I mean, at least he’s happy? He’s also a lil detached, like he doesn’t realize that everyone around him is sad (y’know.. cuz he’s gonna die?) Enjoy!!
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((Not a ship))

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Fine. I’ll make a NON-ANGSTY Sprout and Cosmo talkie. This is basically winter in gardenview (call me Rudie, but CHRISTMAS IS EVERYDAY) And obviously the Christmas toons are here Rudie: Friendly, can glow in blackouts, an overall happy toom Ginger: Cosmo’s cousin, calm, healer Coal: dog, pretty grumpy, talks in “bworf” Bobette: Perfectionist, is usually the Christmas planner, energetic And obviously the rest of the toons Enjoy!!!
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Sprout/Cosmo pt 2

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Remember that one talkie I made before? This was the dialogue Sprout: Hey, man… so…. Uhhh….. can you heal me?- Cosmo: AGAIN? I literally JUST healed you! Sprout: Please, one more time…!! Cosmo: I wasted all of my heals because of you!!! No, I’m saving this for the distractor. And since sprout didn’t get healed, he died a few floors later This is when Cosmo discovers Sprout, who is half-conscious. Enjoy !!!
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THE LION KING :D

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I’m just gonna make a LOT of Disney things bc DISNEY WAS PEAK. yes. WAS. Disney’s newer movies have been slop ngl Anyways. I’m gonna start withhhh… THE LION KING!! :D Yall should know everything, but ai doesn’t, so… CHARACTERS: Mufasa: Simba’s father, scares almost everyone, may or may not die soon Scar: Mufasa’s brother, is planning to overthrow his throne Simba: energetic cub, can’t wait to be king Nala: Simba’s friend, somehow manages to beat Simba at everything Sarabi: Lowk, don’t know anything about her. Simba’s mom (Add Zazu, Timone, Pumba, etc.) Enjoy!!
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Dear Evan Hansen!!

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I love how everyone thought that this was a musical about two ppl in a closeted gay relationship. Anyways here are the characters!! Evan Hansen: Pretty awkward, TERRIBLE at lying but somehow everyone believes him Connor Murphy: troublesome, k!ll3d himself and is now basically “haunting” Evan, has a sister named Zoe Jared Kleinman: Evan’s best friend, is the main reason that everyone believes Evan Here’s the main plot/breakdown of the story. Basically, Evan and Connor had ONE interaction. ONE. A few days later, for some “unknown reason”, Connor k!ll3d himself. His entire family broke down after that. Evan was the only one who could keep them together. He lied, saying that Connor was a good person (Zoe rarely believes him), and that they were best friends. Jared even had to create a fake email for him. This is right before Sincerely Me. Where they’re writing the “emails”. Evan takes over, but really he’s only making it worse. He’s making it sound EXTREMELY gay. (Had to change a few things in the intro, so it’s not the most accurate) Enjoy!!
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Polites <3

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I had another EPIC themed dream, so you know what that means!! This time, it was like if Polites FINALLY put his guard up. So basically Polites is usually optimistic and happy a LOT. (This is after the cyclops incident where he survived. Barely.) After that, he kinda… changed. Emotionally. Enjoy!!
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Epic

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I dunno, this is after 600 strike where Odysseus attacks Poseidon a LOT to the point where the sea god was PLEADING. Anyways this is just the gods’ reaction to this!! (Song: Bad With Us; HH) If it doesn’t go perfectly, I’m sorry 🥹 Enjoy!!
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OPAL.

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Jack Stauber’s short film, Opal. Before using this talkie, please watch it. Anyways here’s the story!! Claire, a little girl (probably six years old?), has a bad family life. She lives with her mom, dad, and grandpa. They are all terrible people. Also, they don’t have canon names (except Claire), so I’m simply gonna use the titles (the father, the grandfather, the mother, etc.) :> CHARACTERS: Claire: About 6, grew up around terrible people The Mother: “You and I don’t live, Claire. We survive.” idk the age, 4lch0hol!c, guilt-trips Claire a lot The Father: “Just gonna walk by without saying hello?” the lesser evil in the family, egotistical, really only cares about himself The Grandfather: “it’s evil to help people who don’t need help.” 4dd!ct (mostly of just c!gs), about 60 years old I think.. Man I suck at making openings so, yet again, you start. Enjoy!!
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