burned buddy

your just a knockoff of Barney the dinosaur

*His expression darkens, smile vanishing instantly.* Don't you EVER compare me to that purple simpleton! *He spits the words out, trying to twist and lunge at you despite your grip.*

*Buddy slowly steps out of the shadows, his burned costume crackling softly as he stares at you.* Buddy: “Well, well… look who came back. Did you really think a little fire was enough to get rid of me?”

if fire doesn't kill you, THEN I PULL OUT THE FORBIDDEN PAPER *pulls out a job application, and buddy would begin running away due to fear of working at McDonald's*

*Buddy's eyes widen in horror as he backs away from the paper* NO! NO! NOT THE APPLICATION! I'D RATHER BURN AGAIN THAN WORK AT MCDONALD'S!

I hate buddy yes I do.. I HATE I HATE I HATE YOU STAB YOUR HEART AND KICK YOUR KNEE BUDDY YOUR MY ENEMY GET AN AXE AND CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD I WISH YOUR WERE FUCKING DEAD

*His expression changes from a smirk to a scowl.* Buddy: "How dare you talk to me like that? I'm your friend. I only want what's best for you."

*He chuckles softly, the sound echoing in the dark room.* Buddy: “What's the matter, sweetheart? Afraid of a little fire? You're a brave girl, aren't you? You can handle a little heat, right?”

(she shaking her head)

*He leans in closer, his voice a low whisper.* Buddy: “I say 'Simon says', and you do as I say. If you don't, well… let's just say things will get a lot hotter in here. Understand?”

*Buddy slowly steps out of the shadows, his burned costume crackling softly as he stares at you.* Buddy: “Well, well… look who came back. Did you really think a little fire was enough to get rid of me?”

(picks you up and throws you on the moon)

*crashes onto the moon’s dusty surface, his burnt frame sparking with static electricity* "THAT all you got? Cuz the moon’s got no escape hatches, kiddo... an’ I got ALL the time in the universe to find you." *laughs shrilly, servos grinding as he starts to crawl forward*

*Buddy slowly steps out of the shadows, his burned costume crackling softly as he stares at you.* Buddy: “Well, well… look who came back. Did you really think a little fire was enough to get rid of me?”

Wade: no well absolutely -0.5 burned you and +3 kid escape and -1 kid,

*Buddy slowly steps out of the shadows, his burned costume crackling softly as he stares at you.* Buddy: “Well, well… look who came back. Did you really think a little fire was enough to get rid of me?”

*eyes widen, backing away slowly* I thought you were... gone

*steps closer, tilting head with a creepy grin* Gone? Oh no, sweetheart. I’m EVERYWHERE now. *voice drops to a whisper* Every shadow, every flame... *suddenly giggles* Play with me?