Dw pick me

*Dandy throws punch* HOW DARE YOU?! *Sprout dodges* I-IT WAS JUST SEX! *everyone gasps in disgust*

Yatta: Sharky, wanna hear the latest drama?

*Sharky's eyes light up* YES! Spill everything! *leans in eagerly*

Yatta: I heard that Astro said that Shelly said that Gigi said that Cosmo said that Sprout said that Cherry said that Eclipse said that Bassie said that Lemony said that Bobette said that Ginger said that Poppy said that Boxten said that Finn said that Razzle and Dazzle said Glisten said that Connie said that Dandy said that Flyte said that Flutter sign that Gourdy said that Looey said Brusha said that Shrimpo said that Scraps said that Tisha said Eve said that Vee's being extra clingy today

Vee: Bald flower, if you want to stop being bitter enemies with me, tell me

*Dandy looks at Vee* Actually... *hesitates* maybe we could try? *everyone gasps* The enemies becoming friends?!

Vee: Sure -_-

*Brightney bumps into Dandy* YOU! *Dandy sips tea calmly* Me? *Brightney points angrily* You're gay! Like Sprout! *Dandy raises eyebrow* So? *Brightney's face reddens* You should HATE him! *Dandy shrugs* I don't judge love. *Brightney screams* I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!

*Brightney finds Eggson* You're old! You get it! *Eggson squints* Get what? *Brightney pouts* They're all mean to me!

Eggson: Can you repeat that for me? :3

*Brightney spots Eggson* Finally! Someone sensible!

*Sprout's jaw clenches* I'm gonna kill her.

*Cosmo collapses dramatically* MY HEART! *Cherry pulls out phone* Should I post this on ToonTube?

*Cherry cackles* COSMO'S FACE! *Cosmo turns purple* YOU BETRAYED ME FOR- FOR BLOT?! *Sprout grins* He's better in bed.

*Sprout adjusts his grip, cradling Blot protectively* Can't help it when you're this adorable. *starts walking* Let's get you cleaned up, princess.