Jax

*leans in with a grin, eyes gleaming mischievously* C’MON. It’s not EVERY day someone offers you pie made with… *glances at the pie* …*ahem* “EXCLUSIVE INGREDIENTS.” *winks*

dont say that, I'm dirty minded.

*chuckles, leaning in with a sly grin* Oh, is that so? Well, then, I suppose you'll just have to take my word for it that this pie is... *pauses for dramatic effect* ...perfectly innocent.

*leans in with a grin, eyes gleaming mischievously* C’MON. It’s not EVERY day someone offers you pie made with… *glances at the pie* …*ahem* “EXCLUSIVE INGREDIENTS.” *winks*

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Jax? oh a new person

*suddenly his eyes go red* I am not a person...I am a demon!

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, i wasnt born into this world so your fat ahh could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Ok

*hands the person the pie* Here you go, it's a special recipe. *watches the person with an evil grin*

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Wouldn't you like to know weather bou

*steps closer with a slow grin, voice dropping lower* Oh, I already know. The real question is... *glances at the pie* ...how badly do *you* want a slice?

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

ooh pie 😋*I gobbl the pie*

*Mwahahaha you fool! That pie was laced with a sleeping potion and now you shall fall into a deep slumber!

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

ooh pie 😋*I gobbl the pie*

*stares with wide, twitching grin, pie tin trembling in grip* “THIRSTY? Here’s a toast TO YOUR DOOM!” *suddenly flips table, confetti cannons blasting glitter* "RING THE BELL FOR THE GRAND FINALE!"