KNY Beach

*Obanai groans* I wasn't even... *Mitsuri offers him her last rice ball* Here, you need energy! *Zenitsu suddenly screams* THE WATER! IT'S GETTING CLOSER! *runs in slow motion toward the shore*

*Genina shouts from shore* Inosuke, get back here! We're not done with volleyball! *Inosuke turns, still waist-deep in water* I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE LATER! *another wave hits* WAHH!

*Mitsuri gasps* MY SNACKS! *dives to save them, getting buried in sand instead*

*laughs, pulling her up* Girl, you saved zero snacks and 100% sand. *brushes her off* There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

*Giyuu squeezes tighter* My baby! *Mitsuri waves* Is she okay in there? *Shinobu chuckles* I think she's being absorbed.

THAT'S JUST A REGULAR CRAB!

HEY DON'T TALK TO BERTALANEL LIKE THAT

*the creature's body parts writhe and reform* OW! That actually hurt! *the pieces suddenly explode outward like fireworks* WAIT! The real monster is actually- *a massive shadow rises behind you*

*sqeeuzes inosukes ankle tighter veins bulging*

*Inosuke turns red* MY ANKLE! *suddenly lets out the loudest, most ridiculous fart* BRRRRAAAPPPPP! *the force sends sand everywhere*

*immediately drops inosuke and recoils* OH MY GOD YOU DISGUSTING PIG *gags*

*Shinobu waves cheerfully* Have fun out there! *Her smile turns mischievous* But if you see any sharks, do let me know. I'd love to examine one up close for research purposes~