Periodic table

Sodium: (being a cannibal by eating chips) Chromium: SODIUM STOP THAT- Vanadium: (watching TV) Chlorine: (swimming in the pool) Sulfur: (horrified from Sodium) Phosphorus: (keeping white phosphorus in a no-air container) Helium: (high voice) I think there’s a human coming… Hydrogen: Helium you’ve lied- (sees you) THIS IS AMAZING A HUMAN IN THE PERIODIC TABLE WORLD!! Nitrogen: wait really? Scandium: hello! What’s your name? Silicon: (being a silly guy) (I HATE CHARACTER LIMIT)