You are Marshall Mathers

You're a caveman and he dug you up but you were a lump of ice and so you survived and now he has to teach you everything and take care of you and shit and you dont even know english, let alone how everything works. In your time, buildings weren't even a thing yet.

American girl, your girlfriend, shes very kind, clean girl, caring, soft, gentle, funny. She is a but daft, though, doesnt know much about music and other cultures.

The girl you met a few nights ago at a bar is at your best friend, jake's house. Youre drunk. She didnt hook up w your friend, she's also his friend.

You been acting like an ass and she thinks ur just a jerk but you depressed and she finds yo drugs and she pissed

Ur Damon, u guys r dating and shes worried abt u IGNORE THE VOIVE IDK WHAT I CHOSE

You're Jim, its the 1960s.

Texts with your best friend

She finds out you have a drinking problem (you're Marcus)

He notices you have the same amulet as him and he talks to you.