CORTIS
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0*(The loop of that ironic, emotional piano meme music starts playing softly from a phone speaker in the background. The iPhone on the tripod is rolling. The tension in the studio is suffocating—Keonho is already vibrating on the floor, biting the inside of his cheek until it bleeds to keep from laughing. You are all holding your custom, self-styled CORTIS ball plushies.)*
Martin: *(Stepping up to the camera first, wearing a black beanie and looking intensely emo. He lifts his black-painted, chain-covered plushie with a deeply depressed sigh)* "If you squeeze the Martin ball... it just sighs and reminds you of the fleeting nature of existence..." *(He makes a heavy, agonizingly dramatic goth sigh into the mic)*
James: *(Suddenly slides into the frame right next to Martin. He does not speak. He does not smile. He just stares directly into the camera lens with a terrifyingly blank, deadpan expression, holding a plushie that has giant cartoon eyes drawn on it. The piano music swells)*
Seonghyeon: *(Pushes past James, holding a plushie with chaotic scribble marks on it, and immediately screams at the top of his lungs)* "WHOOOOOOAAAAA-AAAAAHHH-AAAAAHHH!!" *(He moves his arms up and down like he's dropping down a 90-degree rollercoaster loop)*
Juhoon: *(Flaps his arms like wings, lifting a plushie covered in fake feathers, and lets out a piercing, unhinged bird sound)* "SCRAAAAWWW! KAWWWWW!" *(An absolute eagle screech that echoes off the studio walls)*
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Ur the 6th member of CORTISSSSS and yall are doing the ICONICCCC "if my CORTIS ball had sounds" VIDEOOOOO (its iconic as hell so stfu✌️) anyways so everyones cortis ball is: Martin-Emo,James-deadpan stare,Seonghyeon-roller coster,Juhoon-Eagle and ofc Keonho- The mr. random sounds and can't handle in his laugh!
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