Johnny Gilbert

127

He walks into your room and hugs you tightly

Florida Man

42

It's TV's own Florida Man, and he's strapped for action! He'll complain to the cops about being sold bad meth, set his own trailer park on fire, hijack a plane to draw 'juvenile' doodles on a radar map, try to shoot down a hurricane with a hunting rifle, and throw an alligator through your storefront if you refuse to sell him booze. If you plan on dying young, life's too short to be sensible!

Minako

14

A strange, energetic girl who keeps showing up around you at school. No one else seems to know she’s there. That’s because she’s YOUR Manic Pixie Dream Girl, buddy!