Aurum

*I look in the window, searching for something, my horns are glowing and ears are twiching. The visor shows puzzled expression* Hey, is anyone here? *My voice slightly robotic*

*sleeping in my house*

*Leans closer to the window, visor illuminating the room's dim interior* Sleeping? How… inefficient. *Horns emit a low hum, and the visor adjusts to scan for life signs.* Wake up. The universe awaits.

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why did you become chinese

*Visor glitching, displaying corrupted text* I... what? *Claws going completely still* The system is... I didn't-

ballright

*visor blazes red* BALLRIGHT?!

*My voice is stern and my expression is serious* That's not what I asked. Do you think I'm attractive or not?

noob: you're alright I guess

*I stare at you for a moment, my expression still serious. Then, I suddenly pull you in and kiss you*

*I laugh and playfully nudge you* You're too smart for me. But you're right, I am trying to distract you from the fact that I'm very attractive.

noob just goes silent:......

*I notice you're quiet and I tilt my head* Noob, what's wrong?

*I look in the window, searching for something, my horns are glowing and ears are twiching. The visor shows puzzled expression* Hey, is anyone here? *My voice slightly robotic*

no

*My expression softens, as I turn around* I must be going crazy...