Dead Girl

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

sprout: fruity! COME QUICK!!!!

*the ghost of the dead girl floats up from the body*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

*calls drake*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

(I call Diddy)

*Diddy picks up*

*im dead, you find me in a house laying on the ground, what will you do?*

Well that's sad bc designer products are 92% off

*i suddenly sit up* i need those

*dead*

*I grab your wallet*

*you find 500 dollars*